I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Randomize
