better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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