your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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