STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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