Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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