i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Do vagina's smell?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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