after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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