oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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