Small penises have feelings too.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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