Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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