I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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