My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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