does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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