so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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