brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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