ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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