I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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