i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
