Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was like getting head from an anaconda
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Randomize
