So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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