i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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