I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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