what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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