One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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