So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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