I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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