i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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