I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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