Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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