Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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