i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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