is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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