we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
