I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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