dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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