...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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