she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
false alarm, still single
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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