you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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