May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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