You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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