and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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