my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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