He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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