My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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