No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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