If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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