Its about making memories worth repressing
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I need to align my fucking chakras
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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