Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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