Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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