I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
