so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Randomize
