garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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