the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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