So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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