Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
