You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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