Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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