She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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